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Fairies, Fantasy, & Faith

The Realm Awards Finalists' FB Party!
Friday, June 15, 2018 by pam

Welcome FB Party Friends! Thanks for participating! Here’s some of Willoughby’s favorite jokes.

Dragon Jokes

Q. What do dragons eat for a snack?

A. Firecrackers!

 

Q. What eats more tacos than one dragon?

A. TWO dragons!

 

Q. What's big and scaly and bounces?

A. A dragon on a trampoline!

 

Q. What sound do you hear when a dragon eats spicy salsa?

A. A fire alarm!

 

Q. Where do you go when a dragon sneezes?

A. Out of the way!

 

Q. What do you do with a green dragon?

A. Wait until he ripens.

 

Anyone who can share an additional dragon joke (suitable for kids) in the comments here will be entered into a drawing for some fun Willoughby swag!

 

                                                             


Comments

Carrie Gould From Little Hocking, OH At 6/15/2018 9:32:22 PM

Why are dragons good storytellers? They all have tails

Reply by: Pam Halter

Hahaha! yessssssssssss

Jolena From Iowa At 6/15/2018 9:26:41 PM

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!??

Reply by: Pam Halter

hahahahaha!! yes!

Celia From Ohio At 6/15/2018 9:23:17 PM

Why are dragons such good story tellers? They have very impressive tails

Reply by: Pam Halter

Ha!! Love it!

julie dick From MN At 6/15/2018 9:22:04 PM

Why do dragons fly? Because they can't bring all their luggage on a plane. It's just too much to drag on...

Reply by: Pam Halter

omygosh! hahahahaha!!!

Connie Saunders From Kentucky At 6/15/2018 9:21:25 PM

Why do dragons sleep during the day? So that they can fight knights.

Reply by: Pam Halter

hahahahahaha! Great one!

Becky Dempsey From MI At 6/15/2018 9:20:42 PM

Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they fight knights.

Reply by: Pam Halter

BWAH!!! Great one!

Charlotte From At 6/15/2018 9:12:21 PM

How does a dragon weigh itself? Scales! XD

Reply by: Pam Halter

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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